If you are seeing this... move your mouse around DANIGHTMARE and u shall not see this anymore!!!
Its like magic ya noe...
Profile
Danightmare 小明
NYP - DET0704
The 3 musketeers!
Favourites
Anime: ~Lucky Star~
Like to: Do fun stuff
Physical Item: My 465GB External HDD
Non-physical item: Love
Dislike
Vapour: Ciragette Smoke
Non-physical stuff: Stress
Sound: Styrofoam
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Once upon a time, there lived a being... called human.
It was damn lonely and often sought after his own kind...
So one day, he set off to an adventure!!!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
The adventures of a human Part 1
So this fellow walk and walk and walk... till he came to a green environment...
He saw a thick, long, dark brown thingy erected from the ground.
It seems to connect the sky and the Earth.
He approaches it and took out his swiss army knife and hack away.
Suddenly, the ground shook violently!
The sky rumbled!
The air stiffened!
The big yellow thingy in the sky was sweating!
The human immediately used his secret technique- Take cover!
He quickly analysed his surroundings and found a Big Black Hole to hide in.
There, he watched as the part from where he hacked came out "stuff"...
This... "stuff" began to merge and form humaniods.
They have 2 hands, 2 arms and they walk upright.
After all the "stuff" had been poured out, some blue, semi-transparent thingy came.
Its juices flowed all over the ground and some shot up in the sky and landed elsewhere.
Then the thick, long, dark-brown thingy began to shrink downwards.
At around 20 times the human height, it began to use Mirror image skill.
As it grew shorter, it uses more of its skills.
By now the human in the Big Black Hole was terrified.
He ran back to his home without noticing that part of his "hair" that unmistakenly dropped...
And that unmistakenly dropped hair had merged with one of those... "stuff"
What will happen?
Stay tune...
The adventures of a human Part 2
While the human was at his home wondering what to do...
The hair that has fused with the... "stuff" has grown to what look like another human.
Then the another human clone itself to yet another human...
This yet another human also clone itself to the other human...
So the other human continues this chain of clonization till the end of human.
This is evident to the fact the the end of human jump down a cliff and died...
So while all this clonization was happening... the human apparently went off somewhere.
And... since he is nowhere to be found... the human was kicked out of the story.
So, as yet another human and the other human were the first 2 to be cloned,
The made themselves like king and queen... except they look exactly the same as everyone.
Remember the semi-blue transparent thingy and humanoids and the thick, long, dark-brown thingy?
The semi-blue transparent thingy filled the Big Black Hole.
The humanoids went to war with the "humans".
The dark-brown thingy was harvested as minerals for both the humanoids and "humans".
While all this was happening...
The big yellow thingy in the sky that was in Part 1 was watching the war.
So a lot of things is happenning now...
Please stay tune if you are bo liao...
Thoughts
Japanese
Singlish
What is Life
Life is very bad
Jap
Ok so i was like thinking and i found out that since some japanese name are based on nouns
such as Ichigo is strawberry and Kagami is mirror... so like if we translate the name...
Strawberry! Unleash your BANKAI on Mirror-san!... lol sumthing like that...
Top
Singlish
O yea... Since Singapore is a multi-racial country, we are expected to learn
at least 2 languages... English and our mother tongue... however,
in the current society... teenagers want to learn more...
That is a good thing
Dialects like hokkien, teochew, cantonese and fujian are soon fading
if nobody pass it down... We are doing a great service by using them
and learning them from peers, auntie and uncles...
That is a good thing
Also, other languages like german, french, korean, japanese are also
picked up and willingly learnt... They are usually taught in JC or Poly or Uni
or like Japanese... it can be learned from anime subtitles...
This is a good thing
In addition, we, have the ability to shorten words that are oftenly used...
such as from "you" to "u"... By doing so, it saves time and effort and also
saves the limit of no. of letters u can write in SMS... to save money la
It also makes a sentence look short and sweet...
This makes the reader more want to ... read...
This is a good thing too
So all of this knowledge is imprinted into the brains of future generations and
their genes... and this allows communication barriers to be disintegrated
into nothingness and upholds the "mutli-racial" part of Singapore...
That is still a good thing!
But when people overuse the all powerful and mighty god-like
introversal dominating overwhelming Singlish...
It became a cursed word! Oh no!... The curse has affected many people
stealing their basic foundations of languages that has been builted from nursery
to K1 to K2 to Pri 1 to Pri 2 to Pri 3 and so on and so forth...
This is a bad thing...
However, from my view, Singlish is a original and creative language
formed by Singaporeans... Well u dun say to an American or a Chinese that
"2dae we go 'qie' DOTA" or "wao lao eh dun like that le..."
Yes this is Uniquely Singaporean!
as long as u can control the awesome power, u r... unstoppable...
Yay.
=)
Top
What is Life?
It starts off with your Birthgivers... they spent time wondering
this god forsaken world doing stressful stuff like working, eating
studying, analysing... but none of this can be compared with technology
Because of being bored, people do work, but when its beyond the limit
this forms to Stress... then people began to think of ways to help
themselves... Due to lack of a Provider, they had to do everything
by themselves such as locate a problem, optimize solotions and stuff
This starts the gay cycle... With more technology, more stress...
Need way to relieve stress... play game not enough... so they end up
*happy hour*... can do many times also not sian...
So you are born lor... then their stress kena pass to you in something
called genes and chromoses and the DNA thingy(spiral thingy)...
So what happen next?
You become sian with your life... so you everything want shortcut...
Dont really want work, play and hav fun more impt...
then stress accumulated need to release again... like that repeat
and repeat.. and repeat... and repeat... until the time where
technology and work quality is very the high...
So life very sian sia...
Top
Life is very the bad
Do not read this if you emo
Also do not read this if you are happy
Yet again do not read this if you trust my words
Talking about life again... so sian nia...
Lately everyday i wonder... why we live on...
Is it hoping for a better future?
Is it for education??
Is it for the experience of those *stuff*???
Or is it just purely for being born in this world to live and die...
Yes saying all these you may think there are a lot of stuff thats fun...
Like playing game, hanging out with friends, doing stuff you like...
This is stored in memories that you can think about
When you are about to die, they will come flooding back for no good reason
And you die happily... The End
Still die right?!
So one's life unlucky or lucky still die in the end
Happy or not sad or not bu shuang or not still die
So maybe being happy with your life and then die is better
than not being emo about everything and then die...
The thing is... can be happy a not?
If like everything that you always have mistakes, always no good,
or maybe just pure unlucky and have no spirit... how to be happy?
My life like that sia... result not good kena scold...
Then i study very good liao still kena scold...
My friend broke the rules kena catch by security guard...
I never do anything wrong kena catch by security guard...
Childhood have no good memories...
Now also no good memories...
Then go bgr happy for a while... didnt know a lot of things...
In the end fall from heaven to hell... painful
Really dun feel like living anymore... everyday is like who am i
Also dunno why i am still here... maybe too sian to do anything...
The worst part of life
is when you want to make another happy or save someone...
Although you manage to make him/her happy, there will be one other that suffers
This is the ultimate move of nature that make emoism rise
There is one exception though; and that is a bit hard to achieve...
Good guy or bad guy you are, Da Grim Reaper still take your life
Whatever you do in life woundn't be remembered unless its grand
Like a new invention of a teleporting device or win a competition
But then again... You wouldnt be there... So does it matter?
More realisticly, You will be remembered and tested in future exams
So The Question occurs to everyone
What happens after that
Do you,
Go heaven?
Go hell?
Roam the world spiritually?
Disappear?
Btw egg come before chicken(checked with scientist and stuff)
Actually, I believe in what my secondary form teacher told me
Energy
Since energy cannot be created or destroyed,
And the fact that we consume energy...
We are actually potential energy
So when the body cease to move... What happens to the energy?
The potential energy of the food we consume could be broken down
by microorganism such as bacteria and those flies and stuff...
But, the life... the very soul that operates the body...
It has to go somewhere right?
Where does it go?
And also, since the brain is a powerful organ
having the ability of Willpower of overcome the impossible
This is some sort of like psychic energy...
Bottomline is after dying, all the stuff we did when living...
all those tests, exams, friends, family, work, food, water
memories, stress, properties, wealth, feelings...
All gone...
Noooooooo....
Wrote this coz i feeling down...
Dun be emo like me wor...
Top
Currently dunno how to host files myself...
Also dunwan to cope other ppl bandwidth...
So add me msn i send u =)
Files
Sunday, September 2, 2007
My First Post
Yay my first post using the blogger thingy... wao so ma fan de... now need to get the archive thingy too... haiz... so long nv blog and i still v sian... sian ar... y i so sian lately... 2dae sian coz actually missed to go sch coz jap students there... JAPANESE U NOE... then archery also kena off form...and also now is ard 5am... very hungry and i mean very hungry to the extend that i need to use my mental willpower that i have to surpress this overwhleming hungur(correct spelling?)... Anyway later going to hav 3 hr lab of Computer Graphics... for those of u who dunno, its lame stuff. Here's a link;
Computer Graphics You might not want to check it out...
Okay so... what else is there to blog about .... o ya i m hungry... and... i m still hungry...hmmmmm ... sometimes i wonder what is blog used for sia... a mean of letting ppl know u btr by indirect means of not communicating directly via speech or body language... or a place ware u can hide yurself behind the computer screen and able to function like another person... or something stupid like posting what u hav learn in 2dae's lesson or lecture and it's complusory to post EVERY WEEK... its like... OMG!!!
Ooooo i so hate myslf... for being the way i am... arrgghhh.. now i have to live with it and be myself... coz i m stuck in myself and my body... stupid me myself and I all trapped in one body and act as a single existance... its too much!
And now i shall convince ppl who read this that watching Anime is not no life...
Unlike most stuff that is no life like endless grinding of levels in a MMORPG or doing something ridiculously out of this world or being a nerd that studies and dun make frens...... ANIME wahahah is more than no life...
Firstly i shall declare that watching too much anime is bad... really bad... so u have to do something about it... really bad means watching anime for 24hrs, anything lesser is not really bad...ok? ok. O ya watching bad anime is also bad... rmb that.
So , Anime is split under categories such as Comedy, Love, Fighting, Fantasy and such and such... So depend on what type of person u r, u will most probably watch those anime that suit yur personality or yur fantasy...
So on to the good point, anime helps u rape time... literally rape! like rape upsidedown insideout that kinda rape... Why? coz when u watch anime, you will have 3 outcomes;
1. Awww... it end already?
2. Wao its already dark ar? (Wao its already morning ar?)
3. Eh? i tot few seconds ago i was watching the 1st esp????
So time is raped by u.
Next ar, can learn japanese.
YaY!
y japanese v gd?
coz japanese is v gd.
So u rape japanese.
Next thingy is the best of all, even if u tell this to yur parents they will kneel down n beg for mercy(Cool right).
Morals
The moral of anime is a lot of thingy... yibaiyibai
like u watch... lets say an anime everybody knows... Pokemon!!!
What moral u learn;
1.Dun frown yur eyebrowns or u end up like Brock
2.In their world, teenagers pon sch due to the reason of a pokemon trainer
3.Pikachu is not cute
4.When there's trouble, there's Team Rocket
5. and a lot more la...
One more thing,
~kimochi~
So, therefore,in conclusion, watch anime.
~[W]eee [T]hats [F]un~
Monday, October 8
2007
Hello People,
2dae thy shall talk about what I have Done Today
After a peaceful one hour sleep in the early sunshine morning at 5am
My Handphone alarm rang and instinctively woke me up at 6am
Due to my overwhelming tiredness from watching School Rumble
I automatically off the alarm clock by pressing the required buttons
However, I have done much wrong and press the snooze button, Oh woe is me!
I would not make the same mistake twice and i pressed 'Stop'
The next instant, i heard the sound of my alarm ringing again at 12pm
In my subconsciousness, I remembered that I in fact did set my alarm at 12pm
For some unknown and ~Mysterious reason~ i did not bother to check it out(yo)
As the daily routine goes, I fought with the fearsome power of the air-con and blanket
They were really really hard to beat
Fortunately, I have trained under the guidance of My fellow 3 Musketeers
And also from thy brothers, I summoned my willpower and got off my bed
Dragging my feet which was bruised and tired from the previous battle
I went to the door... and it is called... The Bathroom Door
Impactful and Fearsome as it is, I walked in with much courage and pride
With thy Sword, i clean my teeth
Under the Waterfall, I cleanse my mouth
Obtaining the Holy Water, I washed my face
Looking at the Crystal, I spot the difference
That is the power of thy Bathroom Door
Everyday fiiled with challenge that is my duty
Upon the power of Konata-chan, I will perserver
With the blessing of Konata-chan, I will strike
Together with Konata-chan, I shall win
So thy came to the next upcoming task of doom
The upwelling of the second meal of the day
Yes, you there! Correct! Its Lunch!
So Thy went to the nearby 3min walk Shopping Centre with name of Lot 1
What Fearsome Power and Killing Intent it auras
What happens Later in the time where it is called afternoon
Is really too much for me to explain as i am... Lazy
So Watashi continue from like evening there onwards...
With my Lappy i went to do some blogging
Finish.
~ [C]onfused ~
Saturday, October 6
2007
Chalet
It's my first time chalet... and i quite enjoyed it...
Well some parts like i slping kena pillow whacked dun enjoy la...
Anyway hor... i tot chalet big big de... then i see like hotel room...
But aiya nvm lor... get to be with a lot of friends gd enough for me liao
On 1st night, only can rmb kajiao han siong...
Then supposingly tell ghost stories, kena i say "从前..."
So become talk crap...
O ya, first day i rmb bbq was sucessful...
Second day dunno y from 6am till like 12am+ fire got problem...
Nth to eat... quite hungry... so went Mac
Eat halfway hor, some auntie came give us Satay!!! and BEER!!! yay!
Wao satay + beer + doublecheese burger and fries...
Eat finish liao went to walk walk at east coast there...
Climb the rope thingy till the top...
Then hor... dunno y all went to slp on rope... dunno y leh
I was like... unable to sleep on rope... so went to kids playground
After a while feel sian i go walk walk lor...
Then dunno y end back up in chalet... all slping liao nia...
Coming to this chalet was a good thing though...
not the fun and laughter that i miss... but realising some stuff
and that made me think of other events as to relate to my deepest thoughts
That is wat that's important to me...
~ [T]hinkin [O]f [Y]a ~
Saturday, September 27
2007
Sian ar...
I wake up in the morning and i got nothing to do...
I am sian... so damn sian...
Lately my life is very the sian...
Every day wake up;
1. Go school weiqi
2. Stay at home
Then at night;
1.Play
2.Sleep
In between;
1.Eat
2.Slack
Wao... dunno how my life kena such fate...
Haiz......
No goals in life...
No fun stuff to do...
No extraordinary event happen...
No happy stuff to memorate...
No sofa in my room =(...
No girlfriend...
No real Konata...
No Virtual Reality World...
No unlimited supply of Mountain Dew in my room...
Nv see real life cho bu
Nv saw rare stuff...
Nv went to other country...
Furthest was Aust some more is sch de...
Nv get top in anything...
Nv ever went to Swensons yet...
Nv had a true friend...
Nothing good can hao lian...
Study no need say...
Find girlfriend very sian
Find liao need jio also sian
Jio liao then... also sian...lol jk
Play game also sian...
Go arcade also sian...
Pimple and acne also sian
Eat stuff hungry again very sian...
Sleep then wake up also sian
Watch drama show also sian
Watch anime also sian...
Watch hentai also sian...
Room always very dusty... wao sian
Bo liao of course sian...
Cannot go Japan... very the sian
......
Sian lor...
What to do sia?
Sian (right click save target as)
->Copyright of Mrbrownshow!<-
~[S]ianizatio[N]~
Saturday, September 21
2007
Yesterday was fun! Had a great time playin badminton...
I supposingly brought 2 rackets... but inside there were 5
Its like omgwtfrofl... haha... anyway there came a point
where hao kevin wenjun and penghong play 2 on 2...
then somebody say have to say sumthing when they hit
the shuttlecock...
So like topic = Weiqi quotes...
*smack* ban!
*smack* fei!
*smack* kao!
......
Then after that go pool... wao hate da smoke...
8 ppl 1 table... very the budget...
So we take turn play pool...
Then somehow become take photo and video of each other...
Lol...
After that, went to meet with me fellow musketeers
Then watch Rogue Assasin
So the movie was like very cool... yea...
There were like only 9 ppl in the theatre...
So COLD!!!
~[B]ore[D]~
Sunday, September 15
2007
2dae Wei Qi YOuthGo tourament... yay...
Won onli 2 out of 5 matches... awww...
But Peng Hong, Wen Jun and Jun Wei got medal... yay...
Sadly... nobody kena the first prize of $100... awww...
Although thy second and third prize was $100... yay....
But aiya... a lot of things we nv do if nt can win... awww...
But the most impt thing was... I got my 1st FREE Wei Qi Booky!!!
LOL ROFL XMXM DANIGHTMARE!!!
after that we got this presentation thingy...
i think is call prize presentation...
so like they start of with their students with some awards..
then there was this pledge thingy where they raise their right hand...
Then got some speech... and there was this slide show...
The pictures is happy class photos...
but the music is like ermm... too dead...
so after that, get medal, zhao liao lor...
~[S]ia[N]~
Saturday, September 07 & 08
2007
So like ermm... i wake up,
den call the other 2 ppl beside me wake up...
and coz we very tired...
cannot wake up...
so i have to use my willpower power and wake up.
so like after that we went to meet with like...
friends whom we are supposed to meet.
Then it's K-Box,
So we sang something called 'songs'...
and like... one song i rmb was YMCA...
coz we were like so into the song;
I said
Young man!
I said
No man!
yay... we hav like 5 jugs of water... and me being
the shui tong drink like a lot lor...
ok so after that nothing really much happen...
~[L]onel[Y]~
Welcome to my blog...(training my Web skills)
Currently is very boring...
pls state some comments as wat u would like to see in my blog!!!
Seriously, if its reasonable... i will put your request...
Notice
*Updates*
-Jeff Dunham is a great comedian!!! pm to see his awesome show!
.:Friends:.